Clarkinator's Xanga

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:23:52 GMT

Peace out xanga

This things dead, I think everyones gone on to myspace. If anyone owns like xanga stock or whatever you might wanna sell it. Wow that sounded dorky.

I always thought it was lame how people had a big "F-U I QUIT XANGA" thing if they were "done" with xanga. Some people made new ones later *cough Chelsea* :) Im just kidding. But looking back on it its weird to see how long ive had this thing and some of the posts and stuff. My xanga started before senior year, I think. Thats like 3 years ago. Kinda weird. It was fun for me to go back through the old posts. My xanga portrays old "relationships" (if you can call them that), interesting nights, debating where to go to college, etc. Made me think for a while about how quickly life changes. Seems like just the other day when i wrote those posts I was bored in my basement, wrapped up in high school and 99.76 hours of hw a night. I didnt know what was gonna happen in the future. I kinda miss the feeling of now knowing whats coming next. Although I still have it I guess with whats gonna happen after college, etc. I guess whats important is to not get too caught up in it.

I aint trying to get philosophical, but I wanna leave xanga with a bang haha. And its 4:30 in the morning and I cant sleep. I guess I just dont see the point in writing in this anymore, it use to be fun when people posted and crap and you could feel cool cuz you had 1,000 eprops or whatever there called. Or some people have like "24 daggers, 12 bleeding hearts" and I never figured out how you could change that like they did. Oh well. Guess I never will.

Goodbye Xanga. Its been a fun few years, but I'm on to cooler things. Yay facebook. Its been fun kids. Peace

Is KU a HIPPIE SCHOOL???!?!?!?!

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 23:06:45 GMT

So I had a convo with an old friend a while ago. He said that KU was a "hippie school" or that it was made up of only liberals. I argued this wasn't true, as there were a ton of reactionaries I knew that attended KU. However using facebook I conducted a survey of political affiliations, to see how the extreme ends (very liberal or conservative) turned out (there were too many to count in moderate affiliations). I will let ya know how it turned out (in case anyone here goes to KU like me, or is interested for whatever reason). It is divided by boy and girl:

Very Conservative: 218 Men 105 Girls

Very Liberal: Over 500 Men Over 500 Girls

So yeah maybe KU is a "hippie school." Not that theres anything wrong with that :)

In other news I am in a new band and we kick your ass, and I'm on an indoor soccer team too and we also kick your ass. The Guster CD is solid, and Chelsea Bachman is the most amazing and beautiful girl ever. Peace

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Tue, 23 May 2006 21:36:43 GMT

So its summer, I figured I'd fill the vast amound of people who may read this with whats going on:

I'll be in lawrence this summer, taking classes at KU and hopefully finding a job. It looks like I'm gonna wind up working closing hours at Kohls were I wont do anything and chill at...Kohls. That should be cool. School went well this year, my grades continue to improve and it looks like I'll get my best grades yet this semester. I wont post them though cuz thats lame and I get annoyed when people are just like "HEY MAN I GOTTA 3.5!!! YEAAAH" I get annoyed when people try to show others up with there grades or other stuff. Why not yell "YEAH MAN I GOT A HOT GIRLFRIEND!" or "I did better on the ITED!" Shit just gets petty and dumb, but its like way too many kids are middle schoolin it.

I have ANOTHER KIDNEY STONE. They (the doctors) don't know when its gonna come out, I just gotta keep my pain-killers on me in case it does. Great. Knowing my luck it'll come out of the kidney and start causing the pain at the most inconvienient time.

I hung out with all my bluejacket friends last night and had a great time. Im gonna miss working with them every day but we will still hang out a lot. By the way Houtlon if you read this - you headbutted me at least 86 times last night. Haha but you made it up by hilariously making fun of really random people...

Im going home to Illinois tomorrow. My brother made State in Illinois after he won his conference tournament and blew shit up at regionals. It'll be fun to watch him play. I never made state...stupid hard ass 6A Kansas. I think he might become just a little better than I was. Just a little.

Im sure more BJ get togethers will go down at my place as well as other chillage so I encourage all my friends to let me know if they wanna kick it out in Lawrence. Ill also be in OP a bit to see Chelsea (obviously) and prob swim at the Jacket or hang out with a few of my OP homiez, so me and my criggidy crew (ya'll know who ya be) will still be able to hang out. Anyways I'm out, I hope everyone has an awesome summer and enjoys their time off. Keep it clean jelleybean

Friday, April 28, 2006

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 22:01:37 GMT

So yeah I want you to hear about a terrible day for ol AC which found me in the hospital. Here we go:

First I should mention earlier in the week I was peeing blood. Yuck. So I go into Watkins (the KU medical place) and the lady thinks I have Cladmedia (sp?). I assure here it is impossible for me to have an STD, yet the medicine I'm given is for....Cladmedia. Thanks dumbasses. So the bloody pee kinda stops, I think things are cool. Well yesterday I wake up with SEVERE PAIN in my lower back, on the right side. Its kinda bad, then gets worse and worse. I throw up from the pain. Still worse. Like seriously you (whos reading this) will never understand how bad it was (apparently its just as bad if not worse as child-birthing so ladies dont start with that). Chelsea rushes me to the hospital (I dont remember the trip much cuz I was delerious from the pain). After blood tests, IVs, X-rays, and all that fun stuff, I find out that I have a.....................................

KIDNEY STONE!!! Yay

Thats right. The worst pain a man can have apparently comes from these things. Luckily I was given some meds (I think its a form of codine or something) and I've been pain free, mostly, since. Funny thing is is that I have to pee through a filter to try and catch the stone so they can do lab tests on it and determine what caused it.

Later that day I got the orange chicken bowl from applebees and that thing kicks ass.

So yeah that was my day. I'm on meds now which make me real tired/sluggish so I'll prob be layin low for a while. Anyways hope everyone's having a good time as the years ending. Later

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:40:13 GMT

Anyone else sick of watching KU lose in the first round of the NCAA tournament? I am.

Later Bill Self

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:09:35 GMT

So recently it was brought to my attention that my latest postes were "offensive" to some emo or scene kids...Im sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. Just know that I wasn't actually being that serious, I just found it funny that there were kids that all looked the same to me doing roundhouse kicks while I was playing a small show in some coffee house. However if you are a "scene person" (why would u label yourself a genre anyways? Yay for individualism) I didn't mean to be a jerk, and if you look at previous posts of mine you will find that I make fun of pretty much anyone and everyone, including myself. So to _______(insert your name here if my post upset you), I am sorry. I'll try not to hurt people's feelings for now on, don't want to see people start cutting themselves cuz of me. (See thats a joke cuz everyone says scene people "cut themselves", its sarcasm. JUST LIKE MY LAST POST WHICH WAS SARCASM, NOT SERIOUS BASHING).

To help not offend anyone, I will now type italics when I am being sarcastic or joking. So my above would read like this: I'll try not to hurt people's feelings for now on, don't want to see people start cutting themselves cuz of me. So you will know I'm just being sarcastic and joking, not criticisizing. Legit bashing will read as normal. Example: I really can't stand mimes. They creep me out. I hope this will clear things up.

Speaking of genre's, my Indian roommate was conversing with me about "skater." heres what went down. I thought it was funny.

Sagar: Yeah, those Skaie kids are weird

Me: Skaie? Are you meaning Ska? Ska is a music genre.

Sagar: So what do I call the kids that skate?

Me: Um...skaters?

Ok reading this now it is totally not funny at all on xanga. It was in real life though, so yeah...

I'll update with something worth reading soon, but Chelsea told me today how i offended someone, so I decided to try and clear my name. I don't want haters.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:46:08 GMT

Heeeeeeeeey I'm updating because I need to announce big news and apologize to a genre. Here goes:

To all emo kids, I apologize. It has recently been brought to my attention that "SCENE" kids are the ones that totally annoy me, and that several of my friends are actually emo. I am sorry, so to retract, "scene" kids were all the ones at our show. Emo kids are a ok in my book. Scene people were who i was trying to make fun of. Again, my apologies.

With that out of the way heres the Big News: ACX 3 is finally going to get cracked out. Yes, McGregor and I got some free time now (well I always gots free time he was the busy one) so we should get it rollin' soon. We also have all of xmas break and what not too, and my appt to use, so it'll be a good time.

Our theme for my latest solo effort is simply: XANGA MAKING FUNAGE! Thats right, after the devasting awesomeness of the little pimp song McGrizzle and I are doing the following. We are going to just browse xangas and find the most ridiculous I hate my parents wanna cut myself and kill people hardcore xxdeathxx stuff (like lil pimp) and turn them into hilarious lyrics like we did on ACX 1. So if ANYONE knows a hilariously ridiculous depressing/hardcore wannabe/ 14 year old suicidal chic who writes crazy things and would like a song about this xanga let me know, and I will definatley make a song aboot it.

Not much else happening. My family came and visited me last weekend which was real fun, as we STOMPED NEBRASKA's ASS yeah WHAT come on! Plus I got to be with my family AND my beautiful Chelsea, so life was fanfreakintastic.

My Chelsea is so amazing. So Im just gonna type this cuz I want to. Yeah, cuz shes that awesome. She is the most beautiful girl in the world (sorry if that conflicts with anyone else's views who is reading this but its true so back off) and she makes me feel so amazing every day. I can't believe how lucky I am to have such an extraordinary person that loves me and cares for me so much. Life is so amazing with her in it. IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Before I get too soppy I'll end it there. I'll leave you with some ACX inspired emoesque pictures. Enjoy:

Seriously how cool do I look here?

And of course, the key to great ACX themed music:

Note: Sulley did not actually cut me in this picture. We hugged instead.

Leave a brotha some love. Please?

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:17:01 GMT

Im updating because Chelsea keeps updating and its my goal to compete with her in everything, except dorkyness cuz we all know I'd win that easily.

Everyone MUST go to this site: http://emosong.ytmnd.com/ it is hilarious, listen to the song, it bashes emo kids. You know, guys who ALL wear tight jeans, some black emo shirt resemblence thing, usually that has a band name on it (like maybe a band that every emo kid in the world likes, like...Copeland) and part their long hair to the side. At our show in august I thought I saw a million of em, the crowd literally all looked the same. Haha, I guess we looked unique, what with me in a bright green shirt that said "Chronics" (pictures below).

So midterms just kicked my ass REAL bad. And KU's football team has an incredible defense and the worst offense in the history of the world. And my computer has been broken for 3 weeks. A buddy in my french class says he can fix it though, so we'll see how that goes. And I don't get to go home and see my family and chuck and mcduff for a long time. And this is a pointless entry.

I'm at another debate as to what to do with my hair. It looks nice short and all. But it looks decent long, and its fun to have long hair, cuz then you can make fun of toolish republican kids that have real short hair and go hunting on the weekends. Wait I could do that with short hair anyways. So what do you people think?

Speaking of republicans Bush's approvel rating dipped into the thirties. I love how the country hates him now, yet voted for him. He is going to go down in history as the worst prez ever. Read a textbook in 50 years and it'll say it. I don't understand how some people cant just open their eyes and look at the world. If you have half a fucking brain and have been paying attention at all the past x years, you'd know Bush and hes staff are literally evil and have not only jacked up the deficit trillions of dollars, but started the most unjustified war in history (NO fucking WMDs found. Literally none. and NO link to BinLaden, who actually deserved to be eliminated), and handled the Katrina catastrophy HORRIBLY. Now Bush appointed some chic who got him out of the National Guard as a Judge. Come on kids WAKE UP! And why do people think that if they are christian it makes them conservative? That is SO wrong, if anything what Jesus stood for today would seem extremely leftist. Republicans would label jesus a Red and ban him today. Think about it...

Enough political ranting. I miss the summer, seein the BJ kids and jammin with Sulley and the Band. And I miss high school at times, when I got to be with my family and had no cares in the world...anyone else agree with me?

I'm also sick of guys. Well most guys. Ugly/fat guys who don't realize they got a cool girlfriend thats hotter, nicer, and cooler than them make me mad. They are asses to the girl and should realize how lucky they are to have her. Guys who brag about dumb shit make me mad too. And toolish guys who do whatever their friends do cuz thats "cool." I'm sick of the rich, spoiled bratty girls that go here too that walk around with their huge sunglasses on and complain about EVERYTHING.

Well time to go watch the Chi Sox KICK SOME ASS! Go State of Illinois! I expect comments, even if you didn't read all of that useless banter. I was bored... I hope everyone's having a good time, and gimme a ring if you wanna hang out. Much Love ~ Andrew

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 19:28:11 GMT

So the show went pretty well. All our fans said we were awesome, so I guess I can't complain. SIX FOOT HUGE BABY. The frontman is pretty dam hot...
Pictures:

The band, in full force                                               Me and Sulley Jamming

Six Foot Huge...look at Kevin with his shirt off. What a tool                              And we even let Sloan sing a song

So thats pretty much it. We had a great time playing, and the show went by pretty well considering that we practiced as a band like three times prior to the show. And afterwards we all went out to Lawrence and partyed hard, in true Rockstar Fashion.
In other news, Im fully established in my appartment now, so if anyone wants to come out and visit, gimme a ring. School starts soon. Im finally going to school with my Chelsea. This year is gonna kick so much ass. Leave some love.
~Andrew~

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 04:04:05 GMT

I am only updating this cuz I gots big news. Here it is. I am in a band now, we dont have a name, but thats not the Important thing, the important thing is that we are playing at the Rock for Peace festival at the black dog coffeehouse in lenexa, AUGUST 6TH. If you dont come I will fight you. And I would really appreciate it if ya'll would leave some band name ideas in your comments. That would make me oh so happy, cuz we need some ideas. For more information on this festival go here: http://www.geocities.com/cq527/rockforpeace05 (were not on their yet under the lineup cuz we still dont have a freakin name).

Peace and much Love ~ Andrew